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25 thoughts we had when we saw Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress                                  

 The world waited with baited dress to see just a glimpse of Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress.

After being spoilt by images from Kimye’s wedding extravaganza earlier this year, we’ve been kept out of the loop with more recent celebrity weddings.

Frankie Bridge and Cheryl Cole, woops sorry Cheryl Fernandez-Versini both kept us in the dark, so when news that the pictures had been released of the most eagerly awaited wedding ever, the internet went into meltdown.

Here’s 25 things we all thought when we finally saw the dress.

1. ‘Omg omg omg her cheek bones. Like, they are ridiculous, she could slice a block of cheese in half with those bad boys.’
2. ‘So about the dress. Well it’s bloody perfect isn’t it. What a classic, so classic.’
3. ‘I’m gonna Google it and see who designed it.’
4. ‘Versace, I knew it. I told everyone it would be Versace, I guessed Kate Middleton’s too. I’m so good at this, maybe I should be a wedding dress picker for celebrities.’
5. ‘I’m going to Google it and see if I can change careers.’
6. ‘Oh it’s just stunning, and the colour it’s got such a shine to it but it doesn’t look tacky, I wonder what material it is.’
7. ‘Satin, I knew it. She’s such a goddess, I love her. Wow.’
8. ‘I love the corset, I wonder if it would make my size 12 hips look like that.’
9. ‘Wait, OMG did she get splashed with paint. What’s all that colour on the veil??’
10. ‘Hold up, nobody panic, her children drew pictures for her veil, that’s adorable. I wonder if I should have six kids before I get married.’
11. ‘No way, I would never fit in a wedding dress if I had six children. How does she do it? I’d have to carry my breasts down the aisle in a wheelbarrow.’
12. ‘Where have all her tattoos gone?’
13. ‘I’m going to compare Jennifer Anniston’s dress to Angelina’s.’
14. ‘They’re quite similar, that’s awkward. Wow Brad looks better now though, he’s such a babe’
15. ‘I’m really in the mood to watch Friends.’
16. ‘I wonder if Monsoon will design a copy of the dress so I can wear one like it when I get married.’
17. ‘When will I get married?’
18. ‘Brad and Angelina only had 20 guests at their wedding, I could never just invite 20 guests sooo many people would be annoyed. ‘
19. ‘Maybe I should just write a guest list and see who I would invite.’
20. ‘I’ve hit 176. I’m gonna stop now.’
21. ‘I’m gonna look at the dress again. Wow, she’s so perfect. She’s better than the dress. Her body, it’s so elegant.’